Welcome to Berniepalooza! Or Berniefest. You get the idea.

For the next four days, we’ll have fun Bernie posts and (drum roll, please) discounted pricing for THE BURGLAR WHO COUNTED THE SPOONS ebook. Today’s special price is just $2.99, but this is only good today (March 6).

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Now, without further ado, here’s Bernie’s recipe for his favorite dish:


1. Locate breadbox in host apartment. Remove two slices of bread.

2. Search cupboards and fridge for peanut butter.

3. Search cupboards and fridge for jelly.

4. Get a knife from the silverware drawer.

5. Spread peanut butter on one slice of bread.

6. Spread jelly on other slice of bread.

7. Combine two slices of bread, with peanut butter and jelly facing inward.

8. Slice sandwich in half diagonally.

9. Eat sandwich.

10. Wash and put away knife.

11. Wipe prints off peanut butter and jelly and replace.

12. Resume illegal activities in host apartment.