WHO’S THAT KNOCKING ON MY DOOR?

Whoever it is, tell ’em to come back with a warrant. Now what kind of an attitude is that? Well, maybe you’ll change it when I answer the question. That’s Opportunity knocking, and she’s got places to go and people to see. You might want to put down your phone...

LB’s New Year’s Newsletter

O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay! Well, hello there! It’s my great pleasure to wish all of y’all… The joys of the season, right? Hanukkah’s underway and Christmas is waiting in the wings, with a brand-new year trailing it by just a week. So what have you got for us,...

SOME SURPRISING NEWS…

 Yeah, I’ll bet. “The Burglar Who Met Fredric Brown” is out, and the reviewers can’t contain their enthusiasm, and the book’s flying off the virtual shelves, and blah blah blah. And that’s your headline? Some surprising news indeed. The real surprise is you didn’t...

Leave the door open—

There’s a Burglar Coming ! Hi there. I’ve a few things to tell you, and no end of other things I ought to be doing, so why don’t we Get Right To It. (And, to lend this missive the illusion of order and structure, I’ll number the items.) 1. The Burglar Who Met...

I know, I know. Don’t tell me.

Don’t tell you what? That it’s been over two months since you sent out a newsletter? You had to say it, didn’t you? Well, somebody ought to. You’ve got a new book coming out, the so-long-awaited-that-people-gave-up-and-stopped-waiting return of Bernie Rhodenbarr, and...