Bernie Rhodenbarr Mysteries

Bernie Rhodenbarr is a personable chap, a good neighbor, a passable poker player. His chosen profession, however, might not sit well with some. Bernie is a burglar, a good one, effortlessly lifting valuables from the not-so-well-protected abodes of well-to-do New Yorkers like a modern-day Robin Hood. (The poor, as Bernie would be the first to tell you, alas, have nothing worth stealing.)

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels
Burglars Can’t Be Choosers

Burglars Can’t Be Choosers

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 1
Bernie occasionally makes mistakes. Like accepting a paid assignment from a total stranger to retrieve a particular item from a rich man's apartment. Like still being there when the cops arrive. Like having a freshly slain corpse lying in the next room, and no proof that Bernie isn't the killer. More info →
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The Burglar in the Closet

The Burglar in the Closet

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 2
It's hard to ignore someone with his hands in your mouth. Bernie Rhodenbarr's all ears when Dr. Sheldrake, his dentist, starts complaining about his detestable, soon-to-be-ex wife, and happens to mention the valuable diamonds she keeps lying around the apartment. More info →
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The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling

The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 3
A collector is offering Bernie an opportunity to combine his twin passions by stealing a very rare and very bad book-length poem from a rich man's library. More info →
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The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza

The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 4
Bernie Rhodenbarr doesn't generally get philosophical about his criminal career. He's good at it, it's addictively exciting—and it pays a whole lot better than pushing old tomes. He steals therefore he is, period. More info →
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The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian

The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 5
After appraising the worth of a rich man's library -- conveniently leaving his fingerprints everywhere in the process -- Bernie finds he's the cops' prime suspect when his client is murdered. More info →
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The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams

The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 6
An unscrupulous landlord's threat to increase Bernie's rent by 1,000% is driving the bookseller and reformed burglar back to a life of crime -- though, in all fairness, it's a very short trip. More info →
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart

The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 7
When he's hired to pilfer a portfolio of valuable documents from a Park Avenue apartment, Bernie can hardly refuse. More info →
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The Burglar in the Library

The Burglar in the Library

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 8
Bookseller and New-Yorker-to-the-bone, Bernie Rhodenbarr rarely ventures out of Manhattan, but he's excited about the romantic getaway he has planned for himself and current lady love Lettice. More info →
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The Burglar in the Rye

The Burglar in the Rye

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 9
Gulliver Fairborn's novel changed Bernie Rhodenbarr's life. And now Alice Cottrell, Fairborn's one-time paramour, wants him to break into a room in New York's Paddington Hotel and purloin some of the writer's very personal letters before an unscrupulous agent can sell them. More info →
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The Burglar on the Prowl

The Burglar on the Prowl

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 10
A philosophical yet practical gentleman, Bernie Rhodenbarr possesses many admirable qualities: charm, intelligence, sparkling wit, and unwavering loyalty. Of course, he also has this special talent and a taste for life's finer things. More info →
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons

The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons

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Series: Bernie Rhodenbarr Novels, Book 11
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl climbed the bestseller lists, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted and lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. More info →
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