I say it’s cabbage and I say the hell with it…

Stolen, without shame or apology, from a Yahoo newsgroup— Senior trying to set a password: WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain...

Any translators out there?

Many of my books have been translated into various languages and published around the globe. But many have not, and there’s a new web-based business that brings writers and translators together on a shared-royalty basis. Will it work? I’ve no idea, but it...

A newsletter for the Fourth of July

I know, I know. These newsletters are like buses. You wait and you wait and you wait, and then three of them come one right after the other. But I’m leaving town in a couple of days, and it’ll be the middle of August before my next newsletter can darken your...

I’ll be brief…

I’ll be brief.I know, I know. I’ve said that before, haven’t I? But this time I’ve got only two things to tell you, and then I’ll leave you alone. First I’ll tell you about Ehrengraf. His name is Martin H. Ehrengraf. (The H stands for Harrod, like the London store. Or...